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holy fucking shit

I don't get the joke but this GIF is amazing.

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Original Poster1 point · 2 months ago

The intended joke was that they only take like one off the shelf and skirt off

Me too. Talked my buddy 5 hours ahead of me into playing since I'm having a baby tomorrow and won't see him for a few weeks >.<

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Congrats mate.

I died inside when I clicked on him and the first thing he said was "I love the smell of supply drops in the morning"

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This had me laughing for a good two minutes for some reason

It's called balancing?

one hand is white and the other is black which would clearly indicate that this is not one man

Well are you by any chance getting the paid contracts and running out of time on them?

I can't hear footsteps at all unless it's mine or my teammates. The only game mode I can hear enemy footsteps is FFA and from quite a distance too. I don't understand why I can't hear enemy footsteps in other modes even if there running up behind me

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When enemies are moon walking they obviously won't be making noise

I want to remove footsteps completely so I can hear my wife's footsteps as she comes to ask me why I spent all our savings at the casino again

It's probably the change of pace, you just gotta get used too it.

They should replace the crates with Justin Trudeau statues that grab the grenades out of the air

And I'm sure you can have intercourse in the time an smg is reloading

Original Poster538 points · 3 months ago

Me having intercourse? Haha good one

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You tend not to remember when your unconscious

At this point I'm waiting 8 years until the game gets rebooted like an old halo on some PC private server and I can play the maps then

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I'm sorta confused, I don't wanna grind it out and get the variant just to have to prestige mountain for it, which I'll never do.

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Wait why won't you prestige mountain?

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Original Poster2 points · 3 months ago

Its not a division I enjoy using and want to do the exp grind for

Yes you still have to prestige mountain.

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Original Poster1 point · 3 months ago

Ah that sucks, thanks.

That dog is a lot like my uncle's marriage

“Do you know who I am!?” (all about the angry tone)

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That gets on my nerves. Was sitting at a table with my friend, and some douche a table over was throwing stuff at us. "Fuck you!" left my friend's mouth. It was greeted with that response.

How do servers get paid in other countries?

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Basically in the US, they're paid extremely low hourly wages (2/3 bucks and hour, even lower in some establishments) and rely on getting a majority their income from tips. In other countries, they get paid actual wages, and tips aren't really given.

Honestly though, tips work out to much more than a wage at most places.

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If a night isn't busy, waiter doesn't get a lot of tables, someone decides they just don't wanna tip, etc. are all things you should consider when saying that.

A guy driving his car over a flowerbed at Taco Bell because the line was too long.

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