TIL At 40, women's chance of conceiving a child with Down syndrome is one in 100; at 45 it's one in 30. by idigress1337 in todayilearned

[–]tomkitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just made me feel a whole lot better about being a 27 year old unmarried woman with no kids who isn't quite done with school, doesn't own a house or has any of that other kind of white picket fence ideal stuff yet; thank you.

Girls From OKCupid Who Go Out With Me Starter Pack by m120j in starterpacks

[–]tomkitty 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This is the first starterpack that I feel called out on. It's scarily accurate.

Redditors who haven't yet pooped in 2018, what's your story? by TreatCricketLikeADog in AskReddit

[–]tomkitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just realized that it has been 5 days into 2018 and I have not taken my first poop of the new year yet.

Roast away by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tomkitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An Eminem wannabe without the talent and double the chromosomes.

Roast my sister and I for christmas by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tomkitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Food not coming out quick enough for the both of you?

17 years old. Musician. Construction apprentice. by c1x1r in RoastMe

[–]tomkitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic "couldn't get a girl so I drew an anime waifu for my sad wall"

Jon 30 filmmaker by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tomkitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet your mother gives you that look a lot while wondering where she went wrong in raising you.

Der by The2ndBiggestNoob in RoastMe

[–]tomkitty 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"I make goofy faces for pictures so I don't have to look at my real face and acknowledge I'm actually ugly."

My parents are making me hate Christmas again, why not hate it a little more? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tomkitty 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Did mommy and daddy not give you the hot topic gift card you asked for?