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Match Thread: San Jose Earthquakes vs DC United [Major League Soccer] by MatchThreadder in DCUnited
[–]trashpile 4 points5 points6 points 1 day ago (0 children)
Are we suddenly clicking or is San Jose just that bad
Shitpost Saturday by BlackAndRedBot in DCUnited
Some may say knocking trash over is cynical play, but I just call it a game against new jersey
[–]trashpile 6 points7 points8 points 1 day ago (0 children)
rare training footage
How much of a problem is it for an oxford cotton linen shirt's shoulders to pop up when your arms are raised? by cheekyyucker in malefashionadvice
[–]trashpile 12 points13 points14 points 1 day ago (0 children)
You'd have to take a picture but if i understand correctly then it's not a a problem at all. clothes move when you move, so unless you're walking around all day with your arms raised, there's nothing to worry about
Alexi Lalas Says There's Nothing Wrong With Supporting Mexico in the World Cup by thechangbang in MLS
[–]trashpile 9 points10 points11 points 2 days ago (0 children)
[Ben voice] who's Alexi Lalas?
REPORT: Wayne Rooney could reject MLS move after Sam Allardyce departure. by fantasyMLShelper in MLS
[–]trashpile 1 point2 points3 points 3 days ago (0 children)
Re: the Marseille news posted above
[–]trashpile 7 points8 points9 points 3 days ago (0 children)
Got bad news for you, friend.
Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs DC United [Major League Soccer] by MatchThreadder in MLS
[–]trashpile 4 points5 points6 points 8 days ago (0 children)
surprisingly exciting ending for an otherwise stinker of a game
[–]trashpile 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago (0 children)
Fisher just got sonned super hard
Things are looking up I see
[–]trashpile 2 points3 points4 points 8 days ago (0 children)
are there even any other players?
What does your favorite brand say about you? by thecanadiancook in malefashionadvice
[–]trashpile 5 points6 points7 points 9 days ago (0 children)
I feel like they'd cite j press, but yeah, agreed
[–]trashpile 1 point2 points3 points 9 days ago (0 children)
I quote Dane Cook jokes in TYOOL 2018.
[–]trashpile 74 points75 points76 points 9 days ago (0 children)
My sense of identity is so tied to a masculine fiction that I insist on wearing suits everywhere, regardless of appropriateness, and scoff when people side-eye me for it. My apartment has a knock-off eames chair and a mid-century modern coffee table from target where I conspicuously keep a cocktail shaker to show my tinder date how much of a Well-Socialized Man I am before she suddenly remembers she's very tired and has to go.
[–]trashpile 3 points4 points5 points 9 days ago (0 children)
I think hazing is good, and there will be no consequences for me stepping over the line because my dad's already got me a job at the dealership lined up.
[–]trashpile 6 points7 points8 points 9 days ago (0 children)
you forced yourself to read byron and shelley ten years ago to make an effort to have more interesting pursuits but after discovering you don't really like poetry, you stuck with the clothes and are in denial that ann left.
[–]trashpile 176 points177 points178 points 9 days ago (0 children)
i want the performance of nike but the design sense of wal mart
D.C. United Coach Shades Alexi Lalas Over Wayne Rooney Diss by trashpile in DCUnited
[–]trashpile[S] 0 points1 point2 points 9 days ago (0 children)
In your defense Lalas looks like he could be at SLC
Free Kick Friday by BlackAndRedBot in DCUnited
[–]trashpile 0 points1 point2 points 9 days ago (0 children)
It's good as hell
[–]trashpile[S] 7 points8 points9 points 10 days ago (0 children)
Can't believe TMZ knows who Ben is.
D.C. United Coach Shades Alexi Lalas Over Wayne Rooney Diss (tmz.com)
submitted 10 days ago by trashpile to r/DCUnited
British Tabloid Guide to Washington for Wayne Rooney by ProudToBeMurican in washingtondc
[–]trashpile 0 points1 point2 points 10 days ago (0 children)
What fashion trends did you skip and why? by NotDoingMyWorkRN in malefashionadvice
[–]trashpile 10 points11 points12 points 10 days ago (0 children)
i think time is doing a good job of separating who was doing good work and who was doing bad work with the short jacket trend. some brands that haven't changed their cut in a few years already look absolutely ridiculous.
Goff: Wayne Rooney in “serious talks” about joining D.C. United by Ziggaliggadingdong in DCUnited
[–]trashpile 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago (0 children)
he needs to rip the net from our third, which i guess is still technically outside the 18
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