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Shitpost Saturday by BlackAndRedBot in DCUnited

[–]trashpile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some may say knocking trash over is cynical play, but I just call it a game against new jersey

How much of a problem is it for an oxford cotton linen shirt's shoulders to pop up when your arms are raised? by cheekyyucker in malefashionadvice

[–]trashpile 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You'd have to take a picture but if i understand correctly then it's not a a problem at all. clothes move when you move, so unless you're walking around all day with your arms raised, there's nothing to worry about

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs DC United [Major League Soccer] by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]trashpile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

surprisingly exciting ending for an otherwise stinker of a game

Shitpost Saturday by BlackAndRedBot in DCUnited

[–]trashpile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

are there even any other players?

What does your favorite brand say about you? by thecanadiancook in malefashionadvice

[–]trashpile 74 points75 points  (0 children)

My sense of identity is so tied to a masculine fiction that I insist on wearing suits everywhere, regardless of appropriateness, and scoff when people side-eye me for it. My apartment has a knock-off eames chair and a mid-century modern coffee table from target where I conspicuously keep a cocktail shaker to show my tinder date how much of a Well-Socialized Man I am before she suddenly remembers she's very tired and has to go.

What does your favorite brand say about you? by thecanadiancook in malefashionadvice

[–]trashpile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think hazing is good, and there will be no consequences for me stepping over the line because my dad's already got me a job at the dealership lined up.

What does your favorite brand say about you? by thecanadiancook in malefashionadvice

[–]trashpile 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you forced yourself to read byron and shelley ten years ago to make an effort to have more interesting pursuits but after discovering you don't really like poetry, you stuck with the clothes and are in denial that ann left.

What does your favorite brand say about you? by thecanadiancook in malefashionadvice

[–]trashpile 176 points177 points  (0 children)

i want the performance of nike but the design sense of wal mart

What fashion trends did you skip and why? by NotDoingMyWorkRN in malefashionadvice

[–]trashpile 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i think time is doing a good job of separating who was doing good work and who was doing bad work with the short jacket trend. some brands that haven't changed their cut in a few years already look absolutely ridiculous.

Goff: Wayne Rooney in “serious talks” about joining D.C. United by Ziggaliggadingdong in DCUnited

[–]trashpile 9 points10 points  (0 children)

he needs to rip the net from our third, which i guess is still technically outside the 18