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15 points · 26 days ago

lol para is the big suck

Ending the line of a haiku with a conjunction is just bad form imo

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2 points · 1 month ago

cmon you just need one more point on this comment and it'll be a haiku of upboats

why is your screen so fucking tiny

Original Poster2 points · 2 months ago

hey it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it

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shit u rite

my bad

You're gonna break your teeth, btw.

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melt your teeth

No you said you changed the temperature, so it turns to rock. You're gonna break your teeth.

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melt the teeth and the rock back into lava

then drink it

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I had such a delayed reaction to this, I saw it, looked at it for a half second, minimized it, then 2-3 seconds later I burst out laughing because of it. I then un-minimized it and started laughing again.

TL;DR Was a ‘gifted’ kid. Grew up into a loner skilled at being mediocre, oh, and with depressive streaks.

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that’s a solid “me too, thanks” right there

When flying in Orgrimmar (World of Warcraft) was about to become available, hundreds of people standing by the flight master waiting for midnight. Someone shouted something like "Type /camp to reserve your place in the queue". Lots of people were logged out and couldn't get back in since the login servers were crashing as is tradition.

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what does /camp do

Teacher took a vote on something. Said “raise your hands for X.” Said “what if you don’t have hands?” on pure reflex, as I was a shithead back then and made it a goal to annoy my teachers. There was a girl in class without anything below the elbow.

The sudden hit of shame almost made me cry.

Original Poster4 points · 2 months ago

Don't worry. It was just a 'armless mistake.

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god dammit that’s so good

Did you know? A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.

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cheers mate

acquire positive luck

El Losse

stay a while, ‘cause something’s always cooking!

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43 points · 2 months ago

I’m sorry, I can’t stay, I have a meeting in 5 minutes.

it’s ok then good luck for your meeting!

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19 points · 2 months ago

they invited me to come on in and feel free to do some looking

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Original Poster667 points · 2 months ago

His family is me, the collections are also mine, the dumb genes are his mothers haha.

The DC books are 'Eaglemoss Graphic Novel Collection'. I haven't even taken the wrapping off them I just love the Alex Ross art.

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71 points · 2 months ago

wow, indirectly calling your (presumably) wife a dumbass


Original Poster210 points · 2 months ago

Well I'm not gonna take the blame for a kid trying to watch cartoons on a picture frame. That's a buck I'm happy to pass.

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21 points · 2 months ago

true, true.

Original Poster6 points · 2 months ago

What do mimic's mouths normally do

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be lit on fire

unless your party is shit and doesn’t have a way to Burn Everything™

-8 points · 2 months ago

why the fuck would you play engi and not know how to deconstruct walls

gotta start somewhere man

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-1 points · 2 months ago

problem is, you can learn how to do this without taking up an engineer slot

it’s gotta be a tie between Heat Signature, Risk of Rain, and Grow Home/Up

kid hitches a ride with Thomas the train and makes a new train station to another dimension.

one Halloween, a house was giving out soda.

some girl took the soda I got.

My mother's family did this when she was growing up because they were really poor.

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poor or not, you don’t put ketchup on macaroni and cheese

only A1 steak sauce

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cthuluan bullshit


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