lol para is the big suck
lol you just gotta like
go there anyways, nobody'll stop you
except for george, fuck george
Ending the line of a haiku with a conjunction is just bad form imo
cmon you just need one more point on this comment and it'll be a haiku of upboats
why is your screen so fucking tiny
hey it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it
shit u rite
You're gonna break your teeth, btw.
melt your teeth
No you said you changed the temperature, so it turns to rock. You're gonna break your teeth.
melt the teeth and the rock back into lava
then drink it
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I had such a delayed reaction to this, I saw it, looked at it for a half second, minimized it, then 2-3 seconds later I burst out laughing because of it. I then un-minimized it and started laughing again.
TL;DR Was a ‘gifted’ kid. Grew up into a loner skilled at being mediocre, oh, and with depressive streaks.
that’s a solid “me too, thanks” right there
yey time to ERP as borgo
When flying in Orgrimmar (World of Warcraft) was about to become available, hundreds of people standing by the flight master waiting for midnight. Someone shouted something like "Type /camp to reserve your place in the queue". Lots of people were logged out and couldn't get back in since the login servers were crashing as is tradition.
what does /camp do
Teacher took a vote on something. Said “raise your hands for X.” Said “what if you don’t have hands?” on pure reflex, as I was a shithead back then and made it a goal to annoy my teachers. There was a girl in class without anything below the elbow.
The sudden hit of shame almost made me cry.
Don't worry. It was just a 'armless mistake.
god dammit that’s so good
Excluding this phrase, I only speak in binary.
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acquire positive luck
stay a while, ‘cause something’s always cooking!
I’m sorry, I can’t stay, I have a meeting in 5 minutes.
it’s ok then good luck for your meeting!
they invited me to come on in and feel free to do some looking
His family is me, the collections are also mine, the dumb genes are his mothers haha.
The DC books are 'Eaglemoss Graphic Novel Collection'. I haven't even taken the wrapping off them I just love the Alex Ross art.
wow, indirectly calling your (presumably) wife a dumbass
Well I'm not gonna take the blame for a kid trying to watch cartoons on a picture frame. That's a buck I'm happy to pass.
What do mimic's mouths normally do
be lit on fire
unless your party is shit and doesn’t have a way to Burn Everything™
why the fuck would you play engi and not know how to deconstruct walls
gotta start somewhere man
problem is, you can learn how to do this without taking up an engineer slot
it’s gotta be a tie between Heat Signature, Risk of Rain, and Grow Home/Up
kid hitches a ride with Thomas the train and makes a new train station to another dimension.
one Halloween, a house was giving out soda.
some girl took the soda I got.
My mother's family did this when she was growing up because they were really poor.
poor or not, you don’t put ketchup on macaroni and cheese
only A1 steak sauce
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