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Let’s be real though, she probably just wanted to show off her chest

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2 points · 1 hour ago

After careful consideration, I'm ok with this.

Why the fuck would you want to eat a cake made by somebody who doesn’t want to make it for you?

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2 points · 1 hour ago

But it's not about that at all. It's about wanting to be comfortable being who you are everywhere you go. It's the same as sit-ins during the civil rights movement. It's not that they were dying to spend their money at racist establishments, it's that they want the next generation to not know the level of bigotry they faced. It's that they wanted to be seen as equals. I mean, I'm not dying to go to a bar with a Confederate flag on it's sign but if I go to a bar, or anywhere, and am mistreated due to my race, I'm not going to let it slide.

Women can get really horny too.

On a side note, I also realized I can not be horny sometimes.


I would like to have sex with her.

3 points · 1 day ago

Getting to an operator or actual person as quickly as possible when dialing customer service lines.

Afaik, cheat codes are something anyone can use, not just a person's inherent trait that gives them an edge.

Hand washing is overrated.

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Original Poster19 points · 1 day ago

Best case: Garage Mechanic.

Worst case: Surgeon.

I'm going with Chef

117 points · 2 days ago

This sounds like sage advice but it really isn't. Just be honest. If she's feeling you a lot more than you're feeling her but she's ok with that, you haven't done anything wrong.

If she's feeling you a lot more than you're feeling her but she's ok with that, you haven't done anything wrong.

Usually she says she's okay with that but she isn't, and is gonna spend the whole time trying to change your mind, and then you'll have been leading her on without knowing it.

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2 points · 1 day ago

Then she lied and she's in the wrong. I'd be wrong for trying to assume her thoughts on the subject. Be grown-ups. Be honest. If both sides do this, you don't have a problem.

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4 points · 1 day ago

I don't want to believe this is real😕

2 points · 2 days ago

To unlock the engagement feature you must first make a payment of $59.99

9 points · 2 days ago

Unanimously? When was the meeting?

You like alliterations

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3 points · 2 days ago

4chan user for years, one day he work up and after digging his way out of a pile of empty mountain dew bottles and Hot Pocket wrappers, realized 2 days had gone since he had seen the sun. He attempted to quit 4chan but withing hours he was back in /b/. Eventually he Binged 'how to overcome 4chan addiction.' One of the Yahoo Answers he found suggested Reddit. He chose to start using Reddit as a sort of Methadone for his 4chan withdrawal.

How did I exactly?

(There is an actual reason, but I'd love to know people's take on it.)

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5 points · 2 days ago

Huge fan of Calvin and Hobbes, especially the daydream sequences of Calvin as Spaceman Spiff. Tried many iterations of Spaceman Spiff, such as Spaceman_Spiff, Spaceman-Spiff, 5paceman_5piff, etc... But refused to append random numbers at the end such as Spaceman_Spiff876457. Eventually his roommate, noticed his frustration and trollingly asked "Have you tried to see if 'Spaceman' works?" Frustrated, he humored his roommate and tried Spaceman which was already taken. Then, certain it'd be taken he tried SpacemanWorks to prove to his roommate their we're no good usernames left on Reddit. To his surprise, it SpacemanWorks worked. He accepted his fate. And then he found $20.

Like I said in the other thread and was downvoted into oblivion by people who don't understand the concept of consent or are downright hypocrites about it:

  • Tattoos of any kind

  • Piercings that are not single earlobe

  • Single parents

  • Former/current addicts

  • Rape/abuse victims

  • Larger than me, height or weight-wise

  • Severe disability such as paraplegia, deafness, or active psychosis

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7 points · 2 days ago

Alright, so, can you explain your reasoning behind the 'rape/abuse victims' one?

0 points · 2 days ago

Racism. Doesn't want kids. Not accepting of my religious beliefs. By the last one, I mean that they can believe whatever they want to an extent, I won't marry a Scientologist, but they should accept that I believe what I believe. We can discuss our beliefs but if they expect me to change mine they are in for a rude awakening.

6 points · 3 days ago


I think it's even more asinine and pointless having a problem with someone telling the truth and coincidentally it is not what you want to hear

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10 points · 3 days ago

Do you go up to Dad's in the park who call their daughters princess and tell them they're liars? Do you snatch and snap the fake crowns off little girls' heads on Halloween? Nobody is taking this literally but you.

3 points · 3 days ago

Sail the Grand Line in search for the One Piece.

3 points · 3 days ago

So, I'm sure this is a real thing and it really is sad. But, I don't know a single brother who openly refuses to date a sister. I know plenty of sisters who outright will not date a brother and will justify it as black men are garbage, will cheat, ain't going nowhere in life, got anger issues, etc. The worst of them will go a step further and only want to date white men because, again, they say white men will cater to them hand to foot.

So, while I'm not saying this is a false narrative. I do, at least in my experience, think it's a very one-sided narrative that keeps getting pushed.

Not a Trump supporter but I am willing to bet he claims something he, himself said in that conference fake news within the week.

The uniforms are Marpat... US Marine Corps pattern.

My previous comment about them being corpsmen is in reference to that. Corpsmen are navy medics, and when attached to marine units they wear marine uniforms. The US Marine Corps does not have their own medics.

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2 points · 4 days ago

Do they get US Marine Corps ranking patches?

624 points · 4 days ago

Neither of them are in the Navy either.

28 because I wait for it wait for it.

Got over 6k for saying 'I would like to have sex with her' about no one in particular.

He's not the most gorgeous person in the world, but he's a self made millionaire, smart, very successful and one of the best on his field so he's very attractive.

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22 points · 4 days ago

Yeah, but he was never getting girls because of his looks.

2 points · 4 days ago

Y'all better not start spoiling Power.

It’s more for the convenience of not having to worry about parking. Like if you go to the airport and are in a hurry then you could use the valet so you don’t spend 10-15 looking for a spot to park and potentially miss your flight

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It's also a class thing. I'm not wealthy by any means and have only used a valet twice. It feels nice.

I honestly like the culture of tipping. That said no one should really on tips and should get a living wage. Tipping should be a kindness, an act of appreciation.

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