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Posted byu/[deleted]4 months ago

Where do you see yourself in 30 minutes?

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McDonalds. My power is out due to an ice storm and my wife needs wifi for a school project. McDonalds still has power.

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Are you somewhere in Ontario?

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Sure am. Just outside of Ottawa.

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Had some weird hail over here in NB earlier too.. That comin from you fuckers?

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229 points · 4 months ago

You bet, my works roof is caving in over it.

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127 points · 4 months ago

Rogers Center? Jk

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I'm waiting in my living room for power in Ottawa. It came back for 10 seconds and is gone again. Such a tease.

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We're getting that shit here in London too

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Just wtf was this weekend...give me SPRING!

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We already did, back in February. We even had a mild summer, one afternoon.

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Torontonian checking in got hit HARD on saturday

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I bet you their ice cream machine is still broken.

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It malfunctioning is what caused the ice storm in the first place.

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9.8k points · 4 months ago

Taking a shit. It's building up.

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Same. I've got one in the on-deck circle.

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332 points · 4 months ago

It's a grand feeling isn't it?

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I'll let you know in about 10 minutes.

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168 points · 4 months ago

Please do.

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It was glorious. I feel about five pounds lighter.

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237 points · 4 months ago

Glad to hear! A great shit makes a man's day.

Mine was a bit more liquefied than I'd like. And I feel there's more coming up. Not a great shit, 4/10

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I wish it was socially acceptable to have these kinds of conversations with a total stranger in real life.

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You should make a Reddit clone and call it Reshit.com

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166 points · 4 months ago

so basically 4chan

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Mine was a bit more liquefied than I'd like. And I feel there's more coming up.

Sounds like a touch of the squirts. Also, I really hope you mean “down”, not “up.”

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A great shit makes a man's day.

Prostate stimulation will do that

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I will likely be continuing my current shit. Having that kind of a day

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F

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I’m reading this while taking a shit

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S a m e, welcome to Stool Valley

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1.1k points · 4 months ago

Celebrating the 30 minute anniversary of you asking me this question!

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!

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The pub. Just waiting for wife then it’s on the loser juice for a couple of hours.

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A couple pints, and wait for alll of this to blooow over

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You know that my friend. Luckily for me my missus has gone to yoga and I’ve just got a 10 weed on as well. I shouldn’t drink white rum on a Monday but fuck it. It’s for the greater good.

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The Geater Good

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Crusty jugglers

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Yarrrrp

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A great big bushy beard!

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It's just the one swan, actually.

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Mornin’ Angle

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here, doing homework

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2.8k points · 4 months ago · edited 4 months ago

Here, avoiding doing homework

Edit: During a 3 hour break I completed 1 easy assignment....

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high five

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This is random but nice username

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74 points · 4 months ago

Story of my life

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90 points · 4 months ago

A bullshitting degree from Reddit University, you can send me $50 in iTunes gift cards to sign up for the program.

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26 points · 4 months ago

That's what you say now. It's also what you say in 30 minutes.

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2.2k points · 4 months ago · edited 4 months ago

Still sitting in the waiting room of the cardiologist.

Update: Everything came back normal.

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700 points · 4 months ago

Wishing you the best.

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341 points · 4 months ago

Thank you... I sure everything will be fine. It's just a full work up.

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221 points · 4 months ago

How’d it go?

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379 points · 4 months ago

Still here! Went okay. Need to go back tomorrow for a stress test and echocardiogram. Apparently I didnt didnt know they weren't doing those tests today.

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170 points · 4 months ago

I’m glad there’s nothing serious! Best of luck with the tests tomorrow!

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This is very lovely and wholesome. You guys are sweet.

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Good Vibe Tribe

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Keep us updated!

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12 points · 4 months ago

Did the same! I have a-fib

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It's been nearly two hours. RIP /u/dredle4.

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Still sitting in my office redditing while making this patient wait in the waiting room.

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In my statistics class.

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238 points · 4 months ago

In my mechanics of materials class

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Just wait until material science! That class is cool as fuck!

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35 points · 4 months ago

That ones not in my curriculum but I DO have to take civil engineering materials

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122 points · 4 months ago

Oh God. I'm so sorry.

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Ugh don’t remind me. I have my final exam this week in my overly complicated probability and stats class.

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statistics itself is an interesting subject but the professors are SO BORING!

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I feel you :(

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OMG SAME

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616 points · 4 months ago

Still procrastinating on my work.

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83 points · 4 months ago

Same here bro, same here

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There's always tomorrow, right? That's what I've been telling myself, and now my deadline looms on the horizon.

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jerking off probs

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1.1k points · 4 months ago

Nice.

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it happened

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1.0k points · 4 months ago

This guy follows up.

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764 points · 4 months ago

He comes through.

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91 points · 4 months ago

A man of his word!

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136 points · 4 months ago

Nice

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Nice

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How was it?

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It was ok. I thought this was just gonna be another pointless AskReddit question that would pass by without much attention, but apparently a lot of people are on reddit are now aware of the fact that I masturbated earlier.

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You called?

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46 points · 4 months ago

Nice.

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Same. Jerking you off, probs.

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Well...???

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I jerked him off.

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Doing your... son?

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666 points · 4 months ago

dont say doing your wife don’t say doing your wife don’t say doing your wife

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Doing your wife

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327 points · 4 months ago

FUCK

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Tell me sir , what is your name ?
*Uhh uhh * Pea

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*tear

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Griffin

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Kakaawwwwww* talon and wing sounds

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You gonna eat that stapler?

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14 points · 4 months ago

you gunna eat that stapler? ...wanna split it?

2003 me thought that shit was hilarious. i still think it's fairly funny.

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This guy gets is

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731 points · 4 months ago · edited 4 months ago

The shower. Currently shitting. Maybe I will be finished with the shower. So I guess getting dressed or starting my taxes.

Edit: I was at the taxes portion at the 30 minute mark.

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301 points · 4 months ago

Why not shit in the shower? Win win!

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388 points · 4 months ago

I didn't have diarrhea, and waffle stomping is time comsuming.

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198 points · 4 months ago

TIL of the term waffle stomping.

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47 points · 4 months ago

lol yeah it's kind of gross

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lol yeah it's kind of gross

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Waiting to the last days to do your taxes, a man that likes to live on the edge

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And I felt bad about putting taxes off till 2 days ago...

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6.2k points · 4 months agoGilded1 · edited 4 months ago

Still redditing at work.

Edit: obligatory thanks for the gold kind stranger and god damn it my most upvoted comment now is about me slacking off at work.

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You and me both

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You and me and that other guy.

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191 points · 4 months ago

Make that four of us.

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149 points · 4 months ago

The 5 of us.

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That's six now.

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122 points · 4 months ago

Seven, actually...

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125 points · 4 months ago

Eighth person checking in

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Nine now, but back to eight in 30 minutes because I need to drive home.

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sigh Number 10 here.

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Best part of work

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the only part of work am i right fellas

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Too right unfortunately

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607 points · 4 months ago

Sitting at my desk, continuing to browse reddit.

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Crying in bed

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162 points · 4 months ago

Nice.

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389 points · 4 months ago · edited 4 months ago

Hopefully at my boyfriend's house getting ready to eat a burger

Edit: I didn't realize you guys spelled burger without a U, that's just how it's spelled in my country.

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“burguer”

I read this in Steve Martins voice from The Pink Panther

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200 points · 4 months ago

'AHM-BUH-GEEEWAAAH

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"I would like to buy a am-burguer"

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In Brazil it's spelled "Burguer"

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51 points · 4 months ago · edited 4 months ago

Is that some sort of fancy burger?

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They're having this event right now in most burger places where I'm from where you buy a burguer and get fries, an iced tea and a ben & jerry's pint for free, so I'm really excited about going out to eat today!

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29 points · 4 months ago · edited 4 months ago

I was going to hop on the bandwagon of poking fun at the unusual spelling of burger, but now I’m just jealous envious.

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Pronounced "Bur-gaire"

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What country?

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Brazil!

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540 points · 4 months ago

Still thinking of something witty to comment.

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Any updates?

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Mission failed we'll get them next time

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66 points · 4 months ago · edited 4 months ago

Getting ready to take the bus to my job interview.

Edit: I got the job

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33 points · 4 months ago

How'd it go?

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I think I aced it. What they expect from me is everything my last job wanted from me, and I did exceptionally well there. They had a "try out," where the interviewer pretended to be a customer and asked for help. I'll find out tomorrow if I'm hired.

Thank you for asking.

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19 points · 4 months ago

Nice!

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Best believe we'll be waiting for an update!

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10 points · 4 months ago

Awww. Reddit's community seems so nice here!

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Learning bout history.

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If we don't study the mistakes of the future we're doomed to repeat them for the first time.

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Woah, what?

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Hmm. Yes.

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Woah there, we don’t talk about that here.

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Eating a lamb gyro with extra onions, they are delicious.

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Fucking jealous.

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128 points · 4 months ago

still procrastinating tasks that should have been completed five hours ago.

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I am still procrastinating, but now I have coffee, so I have more energy to do it.

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More energy to procrastinate right?

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crying, probably

pms sucks

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Still on the toilet redditing. IBS makes my life both very predictable and very unpredictable depending on the day

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How bad is IBS? At the hospital right now waiting for a diagnose, and IBS and Crohn’s has been mentioned...

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It sucks, but there are diet changes and stuff you can do to try to make it manageable. I also have Celiacs so that makes it a little different. What are your symptoms like? Obviously I can't diagnose you or whatever but there's a lot of people on r/ibs who share experiences with things that help them.

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Oh how I know THAT struggle. Days without shitting, days where the shit won't stop coming! This is going to sound stupid and fad but try cutting out gluten for a bit, see if it helps. Mine improved greatly by reducing the amount of gluten. I can't do without my pizza though so... But try it, see if it helps.

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I actually already don't eat gluten, I have Celiac disease as well lol.

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Hopefully not hungover anymore.

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Pedialyte/Water, cucumbers, and ramen are your best friends. Mondays always suck.

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In a mirror

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verified not vampire

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Taking a quiz I should study for but here I am

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Good luck with your quiz!

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Making a poo hammock in the nearby Subway restroom.

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Don't forget the poop knife

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Buying butter for some potatoes tonight

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At Tilted Towers

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See you there...

from a long way away...

through a scope...

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God damn bush wookies

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Well I’ll be in Pochinki.

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I'm taking my ass back to bed

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At work. Source: I’m at work.

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At the gym. Trying to get my figure back from 3 years ago. Proving more difficult than I remember but I’ll get back there. Slow and steady and all that

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Still at work :C dying... slowly....

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Still arriving home

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Asleep

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either studying, chilling or at the gym

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So?

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drinking tea right now and planning my evening - so yea, chilling

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Smoking a blunt

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Sitting at this same desk hating my life, but with my Chipotle in front of me

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Exactly where I am now.

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34 points · 4 months ago

well technically speaking the earth constantly moves.

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29 points · 4 months ago

Technically technically speaking there is no absolute reference point anyway, the closest we have is background radiation, so it's all about relative positioning anyway.

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14 points · 4 months ago

At my desk eating the sushi I just ordered.

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Still at work, still on this site.

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Sitting in English class bored out of my mind

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almost home to get changed to go for a run. the summer body won't happen without exercise and healthy diet.

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No. I refuse to accept this, I’m gonna go eat a burger.

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Wouldn't you rather a burguer?

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Did we do it? Did we just make a meta?!

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In my slumber sleep .. Or on Reddit

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still at work

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Dead.

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Still thinking of a witty or funny response to this question all so I can feel a little better about myself and my direction in life by getting strangers to validate me. Also work

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