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[–]LipBalmm 257 points258 points  (10 children)

Im listening

[–]contactlite 60 points61 points  (7 children)

Ooo?! A piece of candy.

[–]AwedEven 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Ooo?! A piece of candy.

[–]__Corvus__ 27 points28 points  (1 child)

What was that f- Ooo?! A piece of candy.

[–]ThatBoyBloom 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Stop eating the chapstick

[–]oneandonlyyoran 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You are not my real mom

[–]CritzD 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can confirm, I'm the real mom.

[–]oneandonlyyoran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom? Why are you on reddit?

[–]WHISPonPCin240P 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I too have an uncle...

[–]jimonlight 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Nobody’s coming.

It’s up to us.

[–]Demon997 8 points9 points  (2 children)

What's that from?

[–]jimonlight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No idea, I saw it on a bumper sticker about 20 years ago and it always stuck.

[–]LostParader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bunch of action movies...?

[–]ChopperHunter 47 points48 points  (4 children)

[–]henbush 11 points12 points  (1 child)

This is the first scene I thought of when I read this post

[–]MuffaloMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My first thought was Saints Row IV, but the Just Cause series is absolutely fantastic

[–]CritzD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved that game

[–]papivebipi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so if the agent didn't change the direction, what was the Evil plan? The hell was he doing up there?

[–]Chatt_a_Vegas 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Then they'd leave you to think he had died. But then, months later in a cafe while you were sipping your espresso, you'd look up to see Bruce and Selina. You'd nod, he'd nod. Then you grab your newspaper and walk away.

[–]Hakala9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotham City was in Hawaii all along?

[–]mathcoffeecats 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tough to hide the truth because of retaliation, but this is super interesting idea and I like it.

[–]elemeno64 120 points121 points  (5 children)

Trump would be too busy bragging about American heroism to lets that fly under the radar

[–]angryification 25 points26 points  (2 children)

to lets that fly under the radar

Oh you’re good.

[–]dutchmen65 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are assuming he would even know... many operations are conducted without his knowledge.

[–]MrRipShitUp -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Trump would be bragging about himself.

[–]CSKING444 13 points14 points  (0 children)

well done 007, you can now retreat

[–]TheMissingLettr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My friend was visiting a military base in Hawaii 5 months ago and said that if a missile were to head toward the US, it would go out as a warning just in case it wasn't stopped, but if they destroyed it midair, they would pass it off as a false alarm to avoid fear of future strikes. Don't know how true that is but sounds pretty scary.

[–]Never_Been_Missed 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Threat Level Midnight?

[–]SuppleCouple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right on the lap of Golden Face

[–]Awesomator__77 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You’re welcome.

[–]Yunners 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Thank Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase.

[–]Kyle_Fischer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking! Recall.

[–]silentstar_ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

RIP Havenrock.

[–]sheldon5cooper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

r/Arrow is leaking.

Dammit Felicity.

[–]kettesbeszelo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It was obviously, Iron Man, like in Avengers, he just flew through a portal with the missile.

[–]hootchoot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you think the government would pass on such a juicy excuse to go to war with a country it knows it can stomp into the dirt?

[–]corsair1617 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He knows!!!

[–]HermesNZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No its okay, don't panic.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was probably Batman

[–]yottalogical 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This whole false alarm thing is to conceal James Bond’s identity.

[–]nosceipsum21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably actually happens more than we realize or will ever know.

[–]NamityName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, Michael Skarn. We owe you our ives.

[–]HermesNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zap Zap, Look Mum I'm HeLpInG

[–]aeiolus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we wouldn't know about it

[–]juarezsanto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or like in the movie Ant-man where the Wasp sacrificed her life to stop the ballistic missile and went subatomic and gets stuck in a quantum realm and gone forever...... if that’s the case she the real MVP

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jUodZ6HqvnY Go to 2:59 Secret footage of missile being disarmed

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess we would be at war right now in that scenario

[–]CDewfus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm suction cup man look at me go

[–]JetsGoFastYut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or it missed completely, so it's covered up by being an accidental alert.....

[–]gkiltz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More likely someone was probing for vulnerabilities.

[–]Boss_831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I’m a regular Reddit user. What is your location.

[–]LlamaLegate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bond theme begins

[–]bobbyjoesanchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rico Rodriguez probably steered it into the ocean.

[–]diet_pepsi_bottle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With this President? LOL.

[–]kampfcannon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did the Iron Giant II happen?