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Overdoing it by FALAFEL_BURGLAR in gaming

[–]rawrmaan 21.2k points21.2k points  (0 children)

Oh shit, hello reddit. This is my game. I've been working on it on-and-off for the past 6 or so years and I'm happy to see that it's getting some love.

Of course what OP neglected to mention is that the whole thing is a ruse! You get the following local notification immediately after you close the game:

https://imgur.com/a/TCzptsy

It would obviously be stupid to lock out my most loyal players. Just a little easter egg to remind people to be conscious of their device usage!

And no, apparently I don't use spell check. please don't sue me

EDIT: Since so many people seem to be having trouble finding the game, here is Falcross on the App Store, on Google Play and on the Amazon Store!

Modern video game HUDs be like by [deleted] in gaming

[–]O_Apples 403 points404 points  (0 children)

Wait, it's that easy?

"This sub is retarded."

When you're fighting a Dark Souls boss and you gamble to get 'just one extra hit' in instead of rolling out of range. by adamllewellyn in gaming

[–]v0xmach1ne 125 points126 points  (0 children)

let's just hope that you like. big. BUTTS AND YOU CANNOT LIE.

Them other Knights can't deny.

When a girl dropped in from an interdimensional portal with 2 big blades at her side

YOU DIED.

FTFY

Grandpa recently passed. They gave me his games. He was fragging newbs until the end. by TXParkRanger in gaming

[–]TXParkRanger[S] 504 points505 points  (0 children)

I don't even know. He hardly ever played multiplayer, so we aren't even friends on Steam. He hated Steam ("One more piece of shit I have to install to play the game I paid for. There isn't even shit in the box anymore" summed up his thoughts on Steam)

No Man's Sky's NEXT big update, including full multiplayer by kinokomushroom in gaming

[–]Commander-Waffle 36 points37 points x2 (0 children)

for good reason, they promised lies and then only fixed it when the community called them out edit is so bad to expect everything to be right when they first launch it? Can i not be disappointed to be all hyped up then get let down?

No Man's Sky's NEXT big update, including full multiplayer by kinokomushroom in gaming

[–]war_story_guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"New in this update features we lied about implementing at launch, pls buy." Yeah sorry I'll pass.

The trend continues by [deleted] in gaming

[–]lagato42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So many pink Kirby's! O_O

Have to scoff at people saying AAA games aren't sustainable when an indie dev team makes a game like Hellblade and then sell it for $30 by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Lachdonin 20.2k points20.2k points  (0 children)

An indi-dev with extensive experience and former AAA backing, using scripted interactions on an engine suited for what they were doing. Compared to an under-staffed, under-funded studio being deliberately shafted by its parent, who was funnelling EA's money towards another product and leaving a support staff on their own to make a game of considerably larger scope in an engine poorly suited for its style.

Don't get me wrong, Andromeda is a prime example of some of the core problems with AAA development. But Ninja Theory isn't some little David standing up to Goliath.

Have to scoff at people saying AAA games aren't sustainable when an indie dev team makes a game like Hellblade and then sell it for $30 by [deleted] in gaming

[–]aithusah 398 points399 points  (0 children)

I'd buy that, everyone'd buy that

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! I'm really gonna have to buy the OB3 now.

My Roommate And His Friend Are Playing UFC On The Playstation, I Walk In At This Exact Moment. *Facepalm by Bcronic in gaming

[–]Fightswithaspoon 82 points83 points  (0 children)

מה לעזאזל אמרת לי רק על זה, כלבה קטנה? אני אראה לך שאני סיימתי את הכיתה שלי בחותמות הצי, ואני הייתי מעורב בפשיטות חשאיות רבות על אל-קעידה, ויש לי למעלה מ -300 הריגות שאושרו. אני מאומן בלוחמת גורילות ואני צלף העליון בכל הכוחות המזוינים של ארה"ב. אתה לא בשבילי אלא רק מטרה אחרת. אני אנגב אותך לעזאזל עם דיוק שכמותו לא נראתה מעולם על פני כדור הארץ, סמן את המילים המזוין שלי. אתה חושב שאתה יכול לברוח עם להגיד את זה חרא לי דרך האינטרנט? תחשוב שוב, זיון. כאשר אנו מדברים אני יוצר קשר עם הרשת הסודית של המרגלים ברחבי ארצות הברית ואת כתובת ה- IP שלך הוא להיות עקבות עכשיו עכשיו אתה טוב יותר להתכונן הסערה, תולעת. הסערה שמנגבת את הדבר הקטן והפתטי שאתה מכנה את חייך. אתה מת, ילד. אני יכול להיות בכל מקום, בכל עת, ואני יכול להרוג אותך למעלה משבע מאות דרכים, וזה רק עם הידיים שלי.

My ODST cosplay. by TheGeeksterChief in gaming

[–]Geno813 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Listen! I have read every single one of the Halo book series. Watched every single Movie/TV/Internet series, and have been a devoted fan since November 15, 2001 when I stood in line to get my Xbox with Halo: CE, AND THIS is the first time I have ever made that mistake and feel like a fucking idiot now........

EDIT: Umm... Uhh... wtf... lmao.. Thank you kindly stranger, don't know exactly what I did to deserve such a fine honor but I will take it and wear it proudly!

My Roommate And His Friend Are Playing UFC On The Playstation, I Walk In At This Exact Moment. *Facepalm by Bcronic in gaming

[–]Huegod 11.4k points11.4k points  (0 children)

Stalin will try to drag this out. Hitler has the technical superiority but Stalin will try to overwhelm with volume. Just wave after wave of offense with little regard for how much damage he sustains. If Hitler can't finish this fight quick it will be a long cold winter for the Austrian.