It's Susan Downey Jr.
I knew something seemed off.
OP is a downey
All of y'all deserve an oscar for this thread
Rita Skeeter gasps
I think that every time i see this
In case this is serious. The Jr is just a generational suffix because his dad is Robert Downey Sr.
For not having prepared a speech, that was pretty well done though...
"I would like to thank Susan downey, for" flips cue card
"telling me Matt Damon was gonna win so don't bother to plan a" flips cue card
"And also for inventing" flips cue card "four-sided cue cards."
Susan Downey has many talents
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Tards. They're called tards.
How fucking big does he write
He uses very small cue cards
You know what. I don't need tiny cue cards.
Now I want to see someone give the "unprepared speech" who whips out a cue card and keeps flipping it over like 5 times.
A cue card with three sides. Impressive.
He didn't say he didn't prepare a speech, he only said that she said he shouldn't bother writing one.
RDJ is one of my favourite humans.
He’s my favorite actor. I have both of the Sherlock Holmes movies and watch them constantly.
I hope you mean regularly. Unless you are watching it right now right after you finished watching one of them. I don’t know.
I can not confirm nor deny any of these allegations.
As I previously said.... I can not confirm nor deny any of these allegations.
I heard once about this guy who carried a VHS copy of Godfather with him and every time he was somewhere with a VCR, he'd take it out of his jacket and pop it in until it was time to go. Maybe that's what Retail does.
But that's a 2 vhs film
The guy probably recorded it on a blank tape at the slowest speed.
When I got my first DVD player the only movie I owned was hackers and it played constantly in my room for weeks. Somehow I still love that movie and watch it whenever it pops up on Netflix.
Holy shit, same. Hackers was my first DVD and still one of my favorite movies.
Hack the planet!
HACK THE PLANET!
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Gotta watch Sherlock Holmes once a year at least, one of my favourite movies.
I watch them at least once a week... I don’t have internet at home, so I basically just watch movies on my Xbox when I go to bed. And it usually comes down to either Sherlock Holmes or iron man. Sometimes I’ll watch Deadpool, but rarely.
That sounds like it would get old really fast.. I've always found that if I enjoyed something to such excess it would become boring quickly.
Surprisingly it doesn’t, not for me at least.
Clearly haha, good on you my man.
I wish they would’ve come out with a third one :/
Still a possibility. With the Marvel phases coming to an end, still possible.
Script has been written shooting to begin late this year or early next year
I think they’ve had the script finished a couple years ago, but haven’t had the time to shoot it due to the schedules of RDJ and Jude Law. But since then they’ve essentially been perfecting the script, so it’s hopefully going to be great whenever it comes out
99 out of 100 times if script are better before they have been rewritten repeatedly
Jude Law has a schedule?
What?! No way!
For a moment there I thought you meant Shreck and I was surprised.
I’m gonna comment here purely so you don’t get cancer from seeing the other 2 comments
I should not have doubted you.
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Solid man actually, like made out of iron
Ted Cruz is one of my favourite lizardmen.
He’s my favourite serial killer.
Cause he's neat.
I understood that reference
Have we forgotten that Tom Hanks is also a human?
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Susan is from my town and its so weird to think someone from my town is married to RDJ and I can't even convince a sack of potatoes to go on a date with me.
Maybe try a human being? Potatoes are very averse to dates.
Got to start small then work my way up to humans.
What should I start with? Potatoes keep giving me dirty looks
Try boxed potatoes.
I don't support boxed potatoes, I believe they should be free range like nature intended
That's barbaric. I just date them.
No way, boxed potatoes are a bunch of flakes
Dirty looks from a potato 🥔 is a good thing. They often have dirt in their eyes.
Start with some other kind of fruit and work your way up to dates.
Start with vodka.
It just looks that way because of all the eyes
Just skip the small human step, please.
Try feeding a stray cat. All the benefits of a creature happily repeatedly visiting you, albeit being cold and distant from your actual presence, with the freedom to know that it’ll eventually dip out to the next neighbor and never come back if you stop leaving it food, giving you that gateway and preparation to move up to human.
If it was only so easy to get a woman to move in simply by offering food and skritches.
Oh, feral cat won’t let you skritch. It’s more realistic. You’ll have to go for the long haul before you can get some skritches in.
Psh That’s small potatoes
No, they said potatoes are the ones adverse to dating. You gotta start with Hunans and work your way up to potatoes.
Yeah but, if you're looking to put down roots, potatoes are the way to go
Potatoes aren't averse to dates here.
Those are yams!
Only the racist ones. Most potatoes are very acceptable of dates nowadays even though they are smaller, more wrinkly, and a darker brown.
So why can't you find a date? Still stuck jacking off to these subs?
When nothing else will do
Go to bed kiddo
With a little butter and sour cream thinks can get a bit messy between me and any potato baby.
There is one kind of potato here which its called “Autodate”. Or in perfect english “Out of date”.
One is a root vegetable, the other is a fruit. It'll never work!
But while you’re in the supermarket, most of them actually sell dates. Usually near the nuts and fruit, to me they taste gross but this guy seems to have his heart set on them.
Not from my experience.
Yeah have you ever tried cooking the two together? The sweetness of dates doesn't mix well with the savory nature of potatoes
Is it because they're fruits? Are potatoes averse to non-spud relationships?
Except if you're making ginseng soup, in which case potatoes and dates get along fine.
very averse to dates.
Totally read that as: "very average to date" 
Yet they're huge on having their skin peeled. Such weird masochistic interests.
At least they're a step above onions, the sadists. They love to make people cry.
especially if you're irish; they just seem to disappear when you mention it
What's a potato?
They prefer getting to know wedding vegetables
Worst thing about dating a sack of potatoes is the eyes. You don't know where to look.
What are potatoes?
Boil 'em, mash 'em, tastes very strange!
Is it like one of them computer things I keep hearing about?
Cook them, crush them, put them in a soup!
Have you tried asking out the humans?
Sounds like you have a chip on your shoulder. Your dates are probably taking it as a personal insult.
If enough people are interested I'll start a Masterclass on seducing sacks of potatoes.
Step 1: Be RDJStep 2: Actually, that's it.
Don't be unattractive
She’s also a horror film producer.
What’s a potato?
CorRock314: “hey, can I take you out for dinner some time?” Potato:”.............”
Well, someone from my hometown is married to Kobe so sheeeeeeeeet.
The internet knows about a lot more hometowns of people now.
I found out when I was in HS. It was definitely the talk of the town when it was found out he was dating a girl from Marina HS.
Have you tried complimenting the potatoes? Just say something like “dammmmn poatato, you looking fiiiiine”
Potatoes love compliments.
I'd try dating something that doesn't have to be dug up from the ground.
I’m a sack of potatoes and I think we’d get along great
Bacon goes much better on dates than a potato
This is a pretty funny speech. Worth the watch.
I wouldn't have watched it otherwise, but now I'm glad I did. Thanks!
I wouldn't have watched it without the double confirmation, but now I'm glad I did. Thanks!
The triple confirmation really did it for me. The speech really great. Thanks.
I was gonna watch it before I saw you guys recommend it, but I'm not one to succumb to peer pressure.
Your doubt has inspired me not to be a coward so I watched it. Thanks!
I enjoyed the second to last shot of the clip. T.hanks
I love him.
I’d like to NOT THANK you for sharing this video.
Anyhow, what movie was this award for? He said they were up against Avatar. Maybe Tropic Thunder?
Sherlock Holmes. He mentioned Guy Ritchie.
Was laughing until I saw Bill Paxton at the end there. :(
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Never let this die
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I love Susan Downey. I've never met her or seen her picture but I love her all the same. RDJ credits her for getting sober and staying sober and I can't think of a better gift for everyone than keeping him in our lives and on our screens. I would send her flowers every day if I could.
I would send her
*a floor-to-ceiling stuffed rabbit
everyday if I could.
That's ... oddly specific.
Isn't it, though?
I had completely forgotten, well done
looks like boobs
Celebrity worship is so fucking weird
Oh, I don't worship RDJ, I just deeply appreciate his redemption. I worship Kate Beckinsale.
No wonder Marvel picked him for Iron Man. He's basically the same person in the movies lol.
not sure why you're getting downvotes, this is textbook homicide. Reasonably funny thing surrounded by three layers of captions about how funny it is.
LMAOOOOO WHO DID THIS?
surrounded by three layers of captions about how funny it is.
This is the internet equivalent of laugh tracks
If you read enough of these, you eventually train yourself to completely ignore them
Yeah but it's still kinda funny.
less funny than it would have been. it was good, but was ruined, hence homicide.
When I moved to Los Angeles and got my first apartment, it was in a small two-story complex (about 15 units) built around a garden courtyard, like you find in SoCal a lot. My new neighbor/friend told me that the unit right below mine used to belong to RDJ's dealer, and back in the day they used to run into RDJ all the time coming and going with his stash. It was my first Hollywood celebrity connection story. I'll always cherish it.
Who’s meant for who?
Robert Downey jr and his wife Susan Downey
Robert Downey Jr and Matt Damon
For WHOM, you barbarian!
He pulled his ass out of the death line. He redeemed himself and made that change that so many others don’t have the fortitude to do. They die. He lived. That’s something to applaud no matter celebrity or not. Why so many envious haters? The hater thing says so much about a persons personal sadness.
This is fucking savage on so many levels.
I think it's just the one level
And it’s not savage at all
N E V E R L E T T H I S D I E
What's Richard Hammond got to do with Susan Downey?
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