And that Putin's name? Albert Einstein.
Do you know who flew the Chinook that day? Brian Williams.
At the age of 45, Walter finally learned to go pee pee in the potty. His wife offered a celebratory hug.
Bedford, Pa. - Bedford DA William Higgins, Jr. received his sentence on Friday, August 17 at 1:30 p.m.
Higgins will not spend any time behind bars since he pleaded guilty ot 31 charges in May.
He was accused of using his power as a District Attorney to help female drug dealers in exchange for sexual favors.
Following his hearing, he was sentenced to $9,700 in fines, eight years of probation, 1,125 hours of community service, 120 days of house arrest, and was sentenced for counseling.
"I think of the case from a lawyer's perspective," said Steven Passarello, Higgins' Attorney. "And even though Mr. Higgins is a lawyer, he found himself in the role of a defendant. And to his credit he decided he did not want to put his family or the county of bedford through a media circus trial."
Higgins was officially disbarred last month
Don't worry guys, he's doing community service now.
Alternatively: - Lisa's publisher was severely disappointed in her latest book adaptation of her favorite tweets -
Nana was not happy with her granddaughter's progress on candy crush. It was time to put her back in foster care.
Is that Ronaldo fella available?
Is there a transfer refund window?
I need to get back on here again
I love the little shuffle. How old is he?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Wi-, Wikihow
We just wanna vacation
Vacation just for you
We just want the Disney
Disney just for you
I know you wanna vacation
Vacation just for me
Wiki, got me learnin’ (yeah, wiki got me learnin’)
Learn to drive a tank
Vacation just for you (yeah)
Disney just for you (you)
I know you wanna vacation (yeah)
Vacation just for me (yeah)
Learn to drive a tank (you)
This is Wikihow
Don’t catch you learnin’ stuff
Look, the memes are enough
This is Wikihow (woo)
Don’t catch you leanin’ stuff
This is Wikihow (skrrt, skrrt, woo)
Gotta move my M60
Police escort isn’t free (woo)
Yeah, this is Wikihow (woo, ayy)
Tank barrel going pow
I got the tank (ayy, ayy)
I gotta move it now
Yeah, yeah, batteries fully charged (ugh)
Yeah, yeah, move the tank somehow (woo)
Yeah, yeah, filled with diesel fuel
Yeah, yeah, moving tanks is real cool
Yeah, yeah, gotta move it yeah (yeah)
Wikihow like yeah (woo)
Learn it now like yeah (straight up, uh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, all the karma
Picking up the karma
Wiki taught me
Wikihow, taught me (I move the tank)
Wikihow, taught me (I move, the tank)
This is Wikihow (woo, ayy)
Don’t catch you learnin’ stuff (woo, woo, don’t catch you learnin, now)
Don’t catch you learnin’ stuff (ayy, woah)
Look, the memes are enough (tanks!)
This is Wikihow (yeah, yeah)
Don’t catch you learnin’ stuff (woah, ayy)
Don’t catch you learnin’ stuff (ayy, woo)
Look, the memes are enough (ayy)
Look how my tank is tough
It’s a tank move (a real tank move, woo)
A real dank move (a real dank move)
Push the brakes down (yeah, yeah)
My M60 (ayy, it’s a Patton)
Watch me move (tanks)
This a Wiki (ha)
Wiki groove (yeah)
All my karma (karma)
Ooh, got that (yeah, Wiki, got that)
Get it (get it, get it)
Ooh, karma (9k+)
Move the tanks, move the tanks, move the tanks (move the tanks)
Keep it dank, keep it dank, keep it dank (keep it dank)
Hold the brakes while the engine is on (whoa)
Whatever, Wikihow lives on (blaow)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, tell somebody
Wikihow, I just checked your whole article and
Posted from the potty
You men of knowledge taught me
Disney (vacation, posted)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, tell somebody
Linked it from the potty
Wiki taught me, “move your tank”, OP
I’m just Redditing on this sub
Sitting near the tub
Writing me a parody, bub
Now I can move M60s, ayy
Cuz Wiki taught me, yeah
Moving my tank through the cities
I was taught by Wikihow
That's a well written parody sir
TIL hedgehogs are wild in Belgium.
TIL people in Belgium get sponge Bob tattooed on their feet
This is in Lee's Summit Missouri - "This unconventional method of collecting rent greeted patrons and workers at Planet Fitness today. The facility has been open since December.
A call to Planet Fitness yielded no comment. Their GM is unavailable until 10 PM this evening."
Why doesn't he just sent notice and take them to court? This blockade doesn't help their case.
Why not just park the Bobcat in front of the two doors to block the only way in?
The entire thing is illegal and the landlord is actually hurting their case. You can't legally lockout or impair a business from continuing operations.
If they don't pay rent then you send proper legal notices. You proceed into court for eviction and lock out can follow.
It looks like they all found a head in their cooler.
The EPA has proposed a framework that will allow for the approval for "new uses" of asbestos.
The EPA has not changed anything about currently banned uses of asbestos, and any new uses would first be assessed by the agency.
On 1 June 2018, the Environmental Protection Agency Office of Pollution Prevention and Toxics announced a proposed “Significant New Use Rule” (SNUR) for asbestos — a mineral once widely used in the construction of buildings thanks to its flame-retardant properties, but now uncontroversially considered a carcinogen.
SNURs are a mechanism within the Toxic Substances Control Act that mandate specific EPA approval when a chemical is used in a significantly new way or in a significantly new mixture that “might create concerns.”
When the fuck is MU going to stop shitting at $50
Watch people's insides die.
Edit: gilded? Obligatory thank you, kind stranger, but really? No, seriously, you made my week.
Watch someone wearing a cloth thong jump onto a fence.
Thanks! And I already did ;)
This entire ad was fantastic. The end was my favorite "for the women and children too." Followed by Ellen Hello there!
Glad you brought abortion into a thread about a woman having a miscarriage.
Building off this if i dislike a video, similar videos won't show up and I can even push certain youtubers and topics off my home page on the ps4 app by disliking their videos and refreshing the page
I think there's a way to select "not interested" without having to view a video. I don't know if that's available on the ps4 app since it's a fairly basic UI
There's a "mattress store" near me that consists of a desk with a binder with pictures of mattresses in it.
You can't see the mattresses in person. The only person there is EXTREMELY rude and clearly wants you to leave. The prices are outrageous.
I'm positive they are a bad money laundering front.
There's a chain of stores in Wisconsin that has mattresses but no employees. There's cameras in the store, no bathroom obviously, and a number you can call to order. There's a phone in the store that connects you directly to a head office if you have questions.
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I didn't watch that much. Wasn't there a huge bad call in the final?
There was an egregious dive in the first half which led to a free kick goal. Otherwise the final was decently called
Is this like ligma?
No. It's a phrase my father in law uses and I saw an opportunity to use it.
Haha ligma balls gotcha
(Mind if I steal that phrase from you now?)
Only if you give credit!
I know the type 😒
It beats the time that my wife went to the store and I asked her to pick up some vodka. She was noticeably pregnant and the lady behind her in line was in an outrage because she shouldn't be drinking. She was like.. yeah this isn't for me. The lady didn't believe her and I wish I had been there.
And that's when I would've asked her what she fed her baby, and no matter what her answer, I would've told her all the reasons why it was the wrong choice. Some people really need to be put in their place.
She was a grandmother and had a rebuttal for every comment. My wife was just so done at that point she was trying to finish up to leave.
How I react when someone asks for nudes
Yes, I'm looking for a serious relationship, marriage and children and the whole lot, she says that she is as well. I've performed as an amateur/student soloist tonnes of times and as a professional choral tenor, but this is my first ever professional performance as a soloist, the real start of my career. I'm very upset about this, thank you for your comment.
My mother-in-law, until she retired, was an orchestra director for a few schools. She had fall/spring concerts every year and we went to cheer her on. You think that I wanted to hear kids trying to play instruments? Hell no but I went anyways to support her.
Luckily you found out that she doesn't care about you after 4 months rather than a year+ down the line. Dump her ass.
IDGAF if my significant other milks cats for a living (I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?), if it's important to them and it's a big step in their career you can bet your ass I'd be in the front row cheering while she milked cats or whatever.
A good partner cares about what accomplishments mean to you, not to them. She shouldn't need to be interested in the subject/performance because this about your achievement, not her interest. Do you think people like attending long-ass graduation ceremonies for school? No, they do it to support family and friends. This woman is neither.
I love the analogy that you've created.
Ruined my entire day with this
No Bamboozle this will make you smile
This will cheer you up
What if the real value in signing a new contract is the friends we made along the way?
Charity work is what you need
Jesus he was a miserable cunt. Your reaction gifs are spot on.
Since April 2018