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maefartsmell commented on a post in r/pcmasterrace
Wolfboy656 3,522 points

CTS are just a bunch of people who wants to make money using stock manipulation

maefartsmell 129 points

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CTS Labs website legal disclaimer

maefartsmell commented on a post in r/GlobalOffensive
t3hPoundcake 8 points

Thanks for the epic tips dude, I didn't stop playing for 6 months and get re-ranked at GN3 from LE

maefartsmell 1 point

didn't stopped

maefartsmell commented on a post in r/GlobalOffensive
florianw0w 24 points

there are shittons of cheaters with a viewe thousand $$$ inv. sometime ago I played cs a spinbot and he had a karambit black doppler, dlore, medusa, fire serpent and a howl ST FN....

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maefartsmell commented on a post in r/techsupport
Rzham 1 point

yes, but I dont think anything really will change any of the installed softwares which at installation time were directed to the old folder. At least now without reinstalling, which I really do not want to do.

maefartsmell 1 point

Can you show me one of the screenshots of the error?

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Also have you tried turning it on and off again?

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maefartsmell commented on a post in r/pcmasterrace
JiveTrain 2 points

I heard EA games are hiring, you have a knack for this!

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“We certainly considered whether or not loot boxes would constitute as gambling,” said Vance. “We don’t believe it does. We think it’s a fun way to acquire virtual items for use within the game.”

maefartsmell commented on a post in r/AskReddit
Banger357 2,166 points

Another one, this is when i was pretty new, and just a lowly counter person.

This pumped up dillhole comes in, glances in a case, and points out a Kimber (for those who don't know, these are rather expressive pistols, this one was in the $2.5 k range). Says he wants it. This is a straw - purchase behavior, so I was on watch for strange behavior from him immediately. Upon pulling the gun from the case, I see the tag has been marked- we had a secret way of marking tags of guns someone has looked at if they demonstrate behavior that indicates they may send someone in for a straw purchase.

I go to the back to grab the gun, and tell my manager what's up. He starts to try to figure out why it's marked, seeing if we have any notes, while i go out to start paperwork.

I give the guy the spiel- the paperwork needs to be filled out in an extremely precise manner - and he is rolling his eyes at me and making a show of ignoring me, telling me he has his own ffl and knows what he's doing.

So he fills out the paperwork and i start looking it over. Mistakes everywhere. He put "USA" in the "county" field, didn't use caps in the state field, scribbled out mistakes without dating and initialing, checked a box that doesn't need to be checked unless you're an alien. I made him fix all of those things and he kept telling me I'm stupid and don't know what I'm talking about and he did it perfectly, but begrudgingly fixed the errors. I would have shut him down for being a dick, but wanted to give my manager time to nail him for a straw purchase instead.

Looking over his 4473 again, I notice his middle name is spelled "binjerman". I look at his ID, it shows "Benjamin". So I ask him how to spell his middle name, and he replies "can't you read, bitch?". I say that I can read so well in fact, that i can see his name is spelled different on his paperwork than his driver's license. He says "I don't know, I never use my middle name. Give me my id, I'll fix it even though it doesn't matter!"

At this point, thankfully, my manager comes out. He's a big dude, probably 6'3" and 260 or so. He starts asking the guy about the gun, trying to determine whether it's a straw purchase. The guy gets defensive, says "this dumb bitch has been trying to tell me she knows better than me since i got here, now you're interrogating me?"

I'd been taking his verbal abuse for the last half hour, and had enough. So I flung back "This from a guy who can't spell his own middle name?"

My manager gave me this wide-eyed "dude, not helping!" look and tried to calm the customer down, but it was too late. The guy reached over the counter like he was going to grab me and said "You dumb cunt...".

He could immediately see that he went WAY too far from the look on mgr's face. He stopped, turned, and walked out. Mgr followed him out the front door and stared him down until he drove out of the parking lot.

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maefartsmell commented on a post in r/techsupport
ha966 1 point

Well, I have around 10TB of files on my drive. I don't know how to back up that. I'll see, thanks for your suggestions though.

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maefartsmell commented on a post in r/AskReddit
uncertain-ithink 77 points

Or like literally any task on a computer being portrayed as this ultra-complex shitty-gamery-militaryesque design, always with some kind of loading bar, etc.

You know exactly what I’m talking about but it’s hard to perfectly describe.

maefartsmell 1 point

launch counterstrike

maefartsmell commented on a post in r/gaming
tinyman392 25 points

I always just found a portable, albeit illegal, version of CS1.6 and played that. I’d distribute it through the class and we’d have 20 people playing over the LAN. Then the network admins got smart and blocked the exe I was using. So I changed the name of the executive and continued playing. 😂

maefartsmell 13 points


You mean executable?

maefartsmell commented on a post in r/AskReddit
imnidades 221 points

Koreans love all foreigners

This part made me lol. I think OP means koreans love all foreigners as long as the foreigner isn’t dark skinned or poor ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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maefartsmell commented on a post in r/videos
sonofaresiii 347 points

What... What was he trying to accomplish from up there anyway?

At first I legit thought he was trying to do a flying slam down into the window, but when he went for that other roof, I just don't know...

maefartsmell 1 point

He could have probably held it backward and swung it like a baseball bat?

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